Taran-chew-las and Other Creepy Treats

I went to political tech conference at the hip W Hotel on Lex today. As a midday treat, they served carmel apples, mini candy bars and another major fave of mine: candy corn. Of course, I only let myself have a couple candy corn pumpkins, but whatever...

Anyway, it made me think, man, if they only had some kick-ass Punk Rock Kitchen cookies, the spread would have been complete. They've all got super silly names, too, like, Bone-Appetits, Taran-chew-las, Requi-yums and Graveyard Smashes. Neato, eh? Check out the full complement.