Sunday, April 30, 2006

Pastel Pasta for Primavera

For Easter, I made a big batch of beautiful multicolored bowtie pasta using beets, spinach and carrots for the pigmentation. Since I couldn't find directions online about how to shape pasta, I just kinda winged it, but they turned out pretty damn great. Here's how it looked in progress:



I also made some super cute chicky babies....

More Ink for Cookie Chaos!

The Punk Rock Kitchen Presents Cookie Chaos! is gettin' some more ink lately in some cool music mags. There's a little tidbit about it in the Spring ish of Punk Rock Confidential (see below). "This is no cookie-cutter cookie-cutter," writes PRC. Plus, a Cookie Chaos! recipe and a cool pic of me in the Punk Rock Kitchen is supposed to appear in issue #215 of Alternative Press (looks like that's the June ish).

Monday, April 24, 2006

Brendon Not So Small?

I'm 30...somethin...and I think I may have to pick up my very first ish of Playgirl this month. It's apparently a humor issue and none other than Brendon Small, brain behind Home Movies and the upcoming Dethklok, and a major crush of mine, apparently is featured wearing viking headgear only. Whether or not it's obscuring li'l Brendon, I know not. But I shall soon.


Sunday, April 23, 2006

WFMU Hooked Me Up

So, I was listening to Terre T's show on our kick-ass local free-form station, WFMU yesterday and get this: I won tix for the Live Fast Die show! They're just opening, but I'm psyched anyway.

Rawbuwt Powawd Wuwes

Yeah. Robert Pollard was really damn great Thursday night. How he can be drunk and swayin' and still remember the words to his tunes amazes me. Don't get me wrong, I can remember all the words to lots of songs when I'm drunk, but the thing is his tunes are flooded with non sequitors. I dunno, I guess it's his job to remember that stuff, so maybe it's not that incredible.

Anyway, he sounded great, as did his band. It's refreshing to hear tunes with a lot of production on the recordings play live. It sounded way more rock 'n' roll, more raw, less high-end.

Then there's the crowd. Why must people suck? Why? Why? Why? I mean, why go to a show if you're gonna scream along rather than actually listen to the folks you've come to hear play? I had a few of those assholes singing in my ear at various intervals during the show. Oh, and then there's the douche-bag undergrad who insists on conducting the crowd around him. Literally, this gangly kid had his back turned from the stage and was waving his arms like a fuckin' conductor. And then he had the nerve to tell me during one of my fave tunes from the new album, grabbing my arms and forcing them upward, "C'mon, ya gotta wave your arms, even if you don't know the words!" I told him to go fuck himself using slightly more diplomatic language.

Goddam New York brats.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Fat Guy with an iPod

You never see any fat dudes in those silhouetted ads, do ya? It's all skinny hipsters with roller skates or stupid hats.

Anyway, the reason for the non sequitor is Live Fast Die, one of my latest favorite rock 'n' roll bands. If you dig mean-spirited humorous lyrics, low-fi, upbeat, guitar-heavy punk rock (think Teengenerate meets Hasil Adkins or GG Allin and lots o' Dwarves), this is a must-have, man!

I saw them (them is the lead guy and whoever he ends up playin' with as far as I know) play at Trash Bar months ago and they kicked arse.

They're playin' at Maxwells later this month. The beer cans will be flyin. Tie a yellow ribbon to my bed....

Check out the MySpace page, but beware: the background image is purty raunchy.