Friday, October 21, 2005

Sailor's Delight

"Red Sky at night: Sailor's delight. Red Sky in morning: sailors take warning." My dad always used to say that to us when we'd see a red sunset. He did his requisite draft time in the navy, hence the old-timey mariner crap. Anway, he sent me this incredible pic of the sunset as seen from my parents' home in Longboat Key, Florida, where everybody's bracing for Hurricane WILLLLLLMAAAAA, hoping it merely grazes them like it's supposed to.

I'm crossing my fingers my 'rents on the panhandle's west coast, and in-laws near Fort Lauderdale on the east stay safe. But I'm not too worried.


Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Taran-chew-las and Other Creepy Treats

I went to political tech conference at the hip W Hotel on Lex today. As a midday treat, they served carmel apples, mini candy bars and another major fave of mine: candy corn. Of course, I only let myself have a couple candy corn pumpkins, but whatever...

Anyway, it made me think, man, if they only had some kick-ass Punk Rock Kitchen cookies, the spread would have been complete. They've all got super silly names, too, like, Bone-Appetits, Taran-chew-las, Requi-yums and Graveyard Smashes. Neato, eh? Check out the full complement.



Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Turbonegrowl

So, we're hittin' Webster Hall tonight (blech) for the Turbonegro show. Don't get me wrong, I've been into their stuff for years, but I've seen 'em a few times now and -- I dunno -- I'm not especially psyched. Call it rock 'n' roll ennui. I should be grateful that I have the chance to see so many cool bands, right? Eh, whatever.

There's a metal band called Early Man opening up that should be cool. I heard one tune, and the riffs reminded me a lot of The Fucking Champs (whom I love). Unfortunately, the singer's obviously got a Hatfield-hard-on, and I ain't much of a Metallica fan.

Another factor: I don't want too drink much if at all tonight, and, well, Hanky and the boys aren't the best band to watch if yer goin' straight-edge for the evening. I'll probably succumb to the evil. If you grew up Catholic like I did, you'd understand my never-ending dilemma. You see, I can't just allow myself to have a good, free-wheelin' time. I must beat myself up psychologically for doing it, or it just doesn't feel complete.

Sad...so sad.

Blood Curdling Cut-Outs

Oh yeah, holiday season is nearly here, and you know what that means: The Punk Rock Kitchen is gearing up for holiday cookie makin'. I sell my delectable and painstakingly decorated cookies 'round this time, and this year I'm doin' Halloween cookies in addition to Thanksgiving and Christmas/Hanukah. So, I ordered a bunch of copper cookie cutters from Kitchen Collectables, the company that makes the kick-ass guitar cutter from Cookie Chaos! I got a skull and cross bones, a pumpkin, a spider, a tombstone and a cornucopia (to add to my Thanksgiving selection of leaves and a cute acorn sandwich cookie I do). Neato:

gnocchi tawk

So, I had this idea the other day (hey, they don't happen often so I've gotta jump on 'em when they do). I decided I'd make a low-carb version of gnocchi buy subbing winter squash (acorn in this case) for the taters and soy flour for the white flour. I took the steamed and cooled flesh of one acorn squash and used a cheese-cloth to squeeze out some of the excess liquid. I put the squash through the ricer (a neat little gadget I hardly ever use). Then I added salt, pepper, fresh nutmeg, most of one egg and folded lightly to combine. I added soy flour and a bit of wheat flour till it got to the right non-sticky yet not too dry consistency, perfect for rolling into a snake-like shape.


I hacked 'em into wee bits, used the ol' fashioned gnocchi fork trick to make 'em purty, and cooked 'em in boiling water for a few minutes. Then when they floated to the top, I drained them and put them in a hot pan with a bit of cooking spray (a li'l olive oil would have been good here, too) and some chopped rosemary and browned them a bit. This was a necessary step to get rid of that raw taste soy flour has until it's fully cooked.

In the meantime, I finished up a side veggie dish of asparagus and tomatoes with a garlic, basil and tofu puree. Remember to eat a green thing every day.

Next, I tossed 'em with some sauce/broth I made from sauteeing garlic and soy sausage (yes, I'm a vegemetarian), and adding white wine and veggie broth and a twig of rosemary and letting it reduce on medium-high heat. I topped 'em with a few shavings of romano. Pretty tasty, but next time I'll make cavatelli-type pasta instead so they're less doughy and lighter. Not bad for a first-try without a real recipe though.

Oh, and did I mention the Punk Rock Kitchen is in the midst of a makeover? It's nearly complete, but we still have to paint the wood paneling (I think we're going with a dark, muted grey green color). Here's what it looks like right this very minute: